Actors Biographys

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Brian 'Bryan' Brien
The ultimate 3rd person talker, raised in a Roadies pocket, he lives for Life and derives power from his flowing locks of hair, which he named Bernard. Catchphrase : Check Brian out! He is one buff Mo-fo

Chopper Hopper
Well known for his love of Axes. Chopper has brutalily deccpapitated millions of innocent horses, he is the one who supplied the head for the feature film 'The Godfather' Catchphrase : Bring it on!

Dangerous Dazzer
As a child, Dazza was raised in Tibet by Monks. In his time there he learned a great many things including obscure forms of martial arts, high altitude cookery and naked needle craft. Catchphrase : Let it Rip

E.J. Cannon
Many who've met E.J., regard him as a mysterious and lonely Nomad who collects feathers and porcelain toilet bowls. Catchphrase : I'm going out for eggs, I will need four small boys and a hamster

Magic Mastcocola
Magic was abandoned at a young age by his millionaire parents and adopted by a pack of wild Hippies. They educated him in the ways of vegetable manipulation, flower picking and being poor. Magic also sufferes from a fatal nut allergy, the slightest contact will detonate his bowels and disolve his bone structure. Catchphrase : Let me wipe that for you

Piggles Murphy
Raised by slugs, Piggles has a high intolerance to Salt, but this hasn't prevented from persuing his one true passion in life, deep sea fishing. Thanks to the recent development of a special salt resistant wet-suit. Catchphrase : 'I'm a Lady' and 'Let me Grip it'

Tony Beck-en-Over
After escaping the battry farm, aged 7, and handicaped by his small limbs, Tony survived in the wild by luring unsuspecting prey into his attack range with his overpowering catchphrase. Catchphrase : Come here

Woo Dymond
A dairy farmer by trade, Huw is a major player in the underground livestock sex trade movement. A well travelled man, he is fluent in 8 Languages. 9 including the language of 'Woo'. Catchphrase : Woo!

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	Brian 'Bryan' Brien The ultimate 3rd person talker, raised in a Roadies pocket, he lives for Life and derives power from his flowing locks of hair, which he named Bernard.	Catchphrase : Check Brian out! He is one buff Mo-fo
	Chopper Hopper Well known for his love of Axes. Chopper has brutalily deccpapitated millions of innocent horses, he is the one who supplied the head for the feature film 'The Godfather'	Catchphrase : Bring it on!
	Dangerous Dazzer As a child, Dazza was raised in Tibet by Monks. In his time there he learned a great many things including obscure forms of martial arts, high altitude cookery and naked needle craft.	Catchphrase : Let it Rip
	E.J. Cannon Many who've met E.J., regard him as a mysterious and lonely Nomad who collects feathers and porcelain toilet bowls.	Catchphrase : I'm going out for eggs, I will need four small boys and a hamster
	Magic Mastcocola Magic was abandoned at a young age by his millionaire parents and adopted by a pack of wild Hippies. They educated him in the ways of vegetable manipulation, flower picking and being poor. Magic also sufferes from a fatal nut allergy, the slightest contact will detonate his bowels and disolve his bone structure.	Catchphrase : Let me wipe that for you
	Piggles Murphy Raised by slugs, Piggles has a high intolerance to Salt, but this hasn't prevented from persuing his one true passion in life, deep sea fishing. Thanks to the recent development of a special salt resistant wet-suit.	Catchphrase : 'I'm a Lady' and 'Let me Grip it'
	Tony Beck-en-Over After escaping the battry farm, aged 7, and handicaped by his small limbs, Tony survived in the wild by luring unsuspecting prey into his attack range with his overpowering catchphrase.	Catchphrase : Come here
	Woo Dymond A dairy farmer by trade, Huw is a major player in the underground livestock sex trade movement. A well travelled man, he is fluent in 8 Languages. 9 including the language of 'Woo'.	Catchphrase : Woo!